this was possibly a mistake. oh well
[Music]
hello everybody
i’m bob gloss mob boss and today i’m
going to be teaching you how to paint
a portrait
today though for the sake of this
example we’re going to be painting my
ex-wife darlene keyword is
x so ladies out there i’m
free anyways we’re gonna start out with
a nice blue background like the sky
because well the sky’s the limit
you can be anything you’re going to want
to take your
phthalo blue and titanium white and
combine them on your canvas
once your baby blue background’s on the
canvas you got to let it dry before you
can make up your portrait
in the meantime let’s clean up our
brushes
it’s important that you beat the dickens
out of your brush
to get it clean great great great now
that the background is
dry we can get into painting our
portrait
before we proceed it’s important to
combine
some titanium white and some castle
brown
you want to start out by drawing an egg
like shape
you can do any skin tone you want but i
went with very pale since
darlene was like a vampire the way she
sucked the life out of me
after that you do some eyes
i tried to make hers as soulless as
possible but you can do them however you
want
hair and finally
mouth and you got a portrait that
looks like darlene
[Music]
uh
you
My wife still misses me.
BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER
This is amazing
I love the fact that he painting an entire artwork on a music sheet stand. This makes me even more curious as to what the basis for this project actually was
Not the wire stand 😭BAHAHHAHA
smooth editing. ReAl SmOoTh
I’m losing it at Bob Gloss Mob Boss
Im not the only one who thought that the light switch was a power outlet and that the water would go inside of it and shut down all the power right? Right? Right?????
You sir deserve a medal
Did you get a 100? You better have
Turns out lots of people look up school project for fun
What was the teachers reaction?
you have a lot of bread
the honor of giving you the 1000th like is mine. You earned it.
💦
Did you get a A
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
no idea how this got in my recommendations but im glad
i love this so much
My friend sent me this video. Amazing tutorial, and im sorry about Darlene
I have created a playlist of peoples school project videos and this is the first one
Thinking about an Adobe video assignment I haven't finished yet, so I just looked these up and I'm loving it.
Great jokes! The acting was not the best though. Nevertheless, I had fun!
I wish I could see the teacher reaction
dArLeNe is crying right now. she really missed out on a man
cause i’m whitest cough ever freeeeee…
how did your class and teacher react?
Watching this at 4 AM on a school night is an experience to say the least
this is wonderful.
Darlene and her sock accounts are the 3 dislikes.
This is professional quality humor and you were in high school impressive
the amount of confidence you need to have to have to post this is amazing even more so if you have to present it to everyone in class
This is actually HILARIOUS!! XD the descriptions of everything were awesome lol have a great day, Thank you!
THE VAMPIRE JOKE GOT ME LOL
A+ likely
this reads like a set of heavily stylized troll science instructions
I can't breathe this is a masterpiece
I'd like to know how to added the "Music in this video" part in your description with the whole "Licensed to Youtube"
Thank you Bob Ross Jr.
Thanks Youtube for this fantastic recommendation. i've never seen such a beautiful portrait before, the smile is captivating!
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away… He transcends time and space!!"