Rant Review | Hunting Adeline is Edgy, Try Hard, Nonsense

you ever think about how people like h.d. carlton live among us, thinking their little thoughts, planning sequels to their horrific books where the mc gets S*X TR*FFICKED FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON while they're like… in line behind you at the grocery store buying microwave mac and cheese. i don't like that.

I so genuinely think youd be a fantastic audiobook narrator. I don't think readers would love the silly voices but aside from that

Pls read the Devil's Night series it would be iconic

Amazing how this series can have like
actual realistic examples of the effects of trauma and coping
while also understanding literally nothing about it, and treating it in the most offensive way possible

anyway, free palestine 🍉

if you cant click on the link in the reel, click the title to get to the original youtube video, then the link is in the product description

i feel like it could've been interesting if she also got Stockholm syndrome from her other abductor, cus like if she fell in love with her first SAer it is possible for it to happen again. i also think it would've made more sense overall then the actual plot idk

Has anyone else noticed the 🍆 EARRINGS?! Amazing and subtle lol.

So my boyfriend was so excited when you uploaded this video and told me about it, he fell asleep watching it so I asked if he had finished it, to that he told me thrillingly that he had, and mentioned “she went on a colour rant”
At this point we are sitting in the McDonald’s carpark at 4am. (Currently still there lol)
Well, the moment he said that I had to find what he was talking about, so I came here and watched the exact thing he was talking about.
Holy hell.
I’ve not laughed like that in a while.
You’re awesome.

Subscribed. 😂

1:11:00 “has Adeline…erect, i suppose??” almost made me spit out my coffee

Herpes…"the most dangerous and silent STD"…BRO, wut…lol 😅

Another thing that is normally smth i would overlook but I'm not bc I'm feeling petty, is that her description of the seattle area is sooooooooooooooo off, heavy rain is a rarity, it's more like a constant mist except for summer, basements are kinda not really a thing, in order for addie to see the stars, and that her house has to be a minimum 3 hours away from the city, into the cascade mountains, due to how large the seattle metropolitan area spreads, also, even though seattle is on the water, it's called the Sound, not the Bay

These books have been awful 😂 I judge anyone who genuinely likes them, I’m not even sorry. It saves me time too; if someone recs these, I stop watching or keep scrolling.

ethel cain ❤ i didn’t know I could love your content more but I do

Hey boo, it's actually gonorrhea that's called "the clap".

Like bitch slow down let me grab a pen at these suggestions at the end!! 😂 no really where's a fucking pen.

Ohhhh this book is actually batshit. Literally acknowledges that the love interest assaulted her… “anyway so she and her rapist fucked again he’s so hot and loving omggg he cares so much he’s so different from those other rapists uwuuu” losing my mindddd can we not handle trauma and abuse like this 🙏🏼😭

was listening to pt 1 while driving my cats to the vet and they kept meowing in offense at the "dark daddy" voice but imo that's the only correct reaction to how bad this writing is

The moment you said turturkeykey i took the way out and went on to rewatching babish's turturkeykey recepie video. Unfortunately, now I'm back to watch the rest of it

The worst thing that could have happened tonight s finding out that me and this horrid murderer share a birthday 😭

“If you smoke it with your mouth and I queef it with my box, does that count as cuntalingius?” needs to be STITCHED ONTO A PILLOW, HOLY FUCK I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

OMG THE SEQUEL! FINALLY 😭

Is this set in Seattle just to echo 50 Shades (a book also written by someone who has clearly never been to Seattle)? I have lived in Seattle for over a year now and I'd never know that this was the setting unless told. Which is absurd since it's a very distinctive city. Maybe if we detailed the nonexistent grid and harrowing natural geography, it would actually make sense that it took Zade 3 months to find Adeline. Also the ~random gender-nonconforming person~ moment was so laughable, like girl there are a half-dozen transfems on the bus on my daily commute, the only reason this person is catching your attention is because you definitely don't love the gays.

Hi! I am one of the deviants that actually liked the C&M duet 😅
With that being said, I also very much enjoyed the rant review of this duet 😊

1:03:50 Until this moment, I had zero clue that Daya was Black 😶