That American textbook was closer than the Netflix special on Cleopatra. After all Egyptian royalty was basically Greek. We know this because we took dna from their mummies.
What's the equivalent of the woman looking confused in the WWII museum but for a guy trying to find a gf? Asking for a friend (It's me. I'm the friend. Your friend specifically, we're friends now)
The first one, but the OPPOSITE. Like, look man, I really, REALLY, didnโt come here to talk to anyone. I specifically drove 8 hours to this exact museum to look at the AIRPLANESโand I will do so, open-to-close, preferably uninterrupted by some dude showing off and racing to talk over me. Itโs not a god damn competition, Iโm not here to be lectured to: Iโm sure youโre very knowledgeable, but please, leave me alone ๐
People in 2025 treat farming like an unlimited food hack. "Infinite food hack. Take one lemon and put its seed in the ground. Water it and give it sunlight, and then you have 150 lemons." Like, dude, that's called growing a tree! It's not a food glitch
With my luck, if I tried the WWII thing, I'd end up meeting someone super cool and we'd click only for her to reveal she has a boyfriend of five years.
HE FINALLY CONFIRMS HIS IMMORTALITY! I knew it! In an older video he said that if he missed the a single upload it was because he died, I feel so validated.
As a guy who's into history, I think I know where to go next…
Bro, February 11 is my birthday
I been summoned time to speak facts about the 40s
I like me a pokey stick
Punji sticks are no joke.
SEA SALT!!!!!! I NEED YOU SEA SALT!!!
You know the insane thing? The Vietnam war had American guns being knowingly sabatoged my The USA.. the troops were truly ruined
America: tank
Vietnam: sharp stick
America: fine you win
Who is that Egyptian guy and what does he want๐ญ
Please let the first one be real
Please let the first one be real
Please let the first one be real
Please let the first one be real
WW2 Geeks will take every opportunity to educate anyone. I should know, I am oneโฆ
wait help I was born on February 11th
The WW2 sectional joke is surprisingly accurate, hoLY
Man I feel a little targeted being a ww2 aircraft nerdโฆ
I remember the Egyptian pharaoh one ๐ญ
I just your took ability for read to 5 seconds
Fun fact: The white pharaoh actually isn't from a textbook. He's from one of those bad slot machine mobile game ads.
Lol, I would help the girl in the ww2 section.
White people did conolize Egypt cleopatra wasn't super white but she was white
HEY I'M FROM DAYTON! I'M PROUD TO HAVE THE USAF MUSEUM HERE!
The World War II section yes she seems desperate
Actually been to that WWII section
That American textbook was closer than the Netflix special on Cleopatra. After all Egyptian royalty was basically Greek. We know this because we took dna from their mummies.
What's the equivalent of the woman looking confused in the WWII museum but for a guy trying to find a gf? Asking for a friend (It's me. I'm the friend. Your friend specifically, we're friends now)
That poo one gotta be about Indians
The first one, but the OPPOSITE.
Like, look man, I really, REALLY, didnโt come here to talk to anyone. I specifically drove 8 hours to this exact museum to look at the AIRPLANESโand I will do so, open-to-close, preferably uninterrupted by some dude showing off and racing to talk over me. Itโs not a god damn competition, Iโm not here to be lectured to: Iโm sure youโre very knowledgeable, but please, leave me alone ๐
That Egypt looks more believable than the Kangz' Egypt.
The bathroom one actually makes sense once you think about it
Shitting indoors has been normalized, it's nasty ๐ญ
Wood stick go poke. Poop give infection.
But what if you combine them
Woah. Someone finally admitted that Americans arenโt the only stupid ones!
Yea the neanderthals have been really quite after thier non existence too…
wood stik go poke ๐
Nah why China so young, 1949๐ญ๐
Who here is older than South Sudan?
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People in 2025 treat farming like an unlimited food hack.
"Infinite food hack. Take one lemon and put its seed in the ground. Water it and give it sunlight, and then you have 150 lemons." Like, dude, that's called growing a tree! It's not a food glitch
With my luck, if I tried the WWII thing, I'd end up meeting someone super cool and we'd click only for her to reveal she has a boyfriend of five years.
My parent met like that but in Ukraine ๐
The first one is so real
HE FINALLY CONFIRMS HIS IMMORTALITY! I knew it! In an older video he said that if he missed the a single upload it was because he died, I feel so validated.
I'ma be honest the liberator and the thunderbolt actually look rlly fkn good
Jeff gordan ahh Pharoah
You might be Immortal, but Ik [title card ]
Dam if only i could could find a girl by being autistic
That WWII section one is probably the only hope for the lot of us here