was the day the science project was due waking up that morning that was fun huh your headed pop off your pillow oh no that’s due today I had nine months to work on and it did [Laughter] nothing have a cardboard box I don’t know what to do for my project so I brought in a paper cup filled with dirt just hoping she’d know I’m an idiot and just walk right on past me just as long as I was holding something what do you have there Brian it’s a cup of dirt just put an F on there and let me go home well explain it well it’s a cup with dirt in it I call it cup of dirt you should move on now you just go ahead and move on head on down the line there
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